Sunday, December 4, 2011

Thank You, Tiny Prints!

December is a busy time, y'all. And as much as I want to be the amazing woman with a clean, perfectly cozy home, that smells like gingerbread and pine trees for the duration of the last month of the year, that is generally not the case. Especially these days, as I navigate life while harboring a little orange-sized person in my belly.

Christmas cards are one of those things that I always have good intentions about, but don't always come through on. Having spent four years and an ungodly amount of money on an education partial focused on graphic design, I should be able to pump out cute designs and perfectly edited pictures in my sleep... right?

Not so much. And the past few years, even when I didn't have pregnancy as an excuse, I don't always make my deadline for Christmas cards. Designing them is just the first hurdle-- sending them out is another beast entirely.

However, when someone offers to simplify your life and give you 50 FREE CHRISTMAS CARDS, it annihilates one beast entirely, and makes the idea of sending out Christmas cards unbelievably manageable. What's even better is when those cards are not even remotely cheesy, overpriced and/or chintzy looking.

Let's talk, my friends-- about Tiny Prints.





This is a mere sampling of the beautiful holiday cards they have to offer-- oh, and these all house just a single photo! They have collage layouts and tri-fold layouts, and the site is SO easy to sort by type and style. Good luck deciding on just ONE layout to go with for Christmas. 

The cards above would all work well with the photo we're planning to use-- and we're DEFINITELY sending a card this year, simply because we want to make sure that everyone is aware of that fact that this is the Gentemans last Christmas as a family of two. (Well, two people. We do love our furry boy, he will always be our "firstborn" :) Anyway, I can't think of a lovelier way to make the announcement than with one of these gorgeously designed cards.

The most amazing part of this whole deal? Is that F word I mentioned earlier-- Tiny Prints is offering 50 FREE cards to bloggers who promote their website! How sweet is that? On a carefully planned budget that now includes lots of saving for baby gear and maternity leave, this offer is a humongous and very timely blessing. Merry Christmas to you, Tiny Prints!!!

p.s. I would post the link to the form for more info on this promo, but the form was recently taken down :( However, you should absolutely check out the site because unless you're an amazing graphic designer with a miraculously open schedule, you won't find cuter cards for your time and money. Check it out!

Sunday, November 27, 2011

O Tannenbaum of Misfit Toys


It's Christmastime, y'all!


I love Christmas traditions. Today, I decorated our tree while listening to the same vinyl that my mom and I used to listen to while decorating the tree when I was 5 years old. (Merry Christmas Johnny Mathis, if you're wondering.) It trips me out that our kids will hear and know those same songs someday. And now that I'm a grown up, I've begun a few traditions of my own, one of which, I'd like to share/confess with you today.

As my college and Nashvillian roommates can attest, I collect hideous Christmas ornaments.

It started in college with a tacky Christmas ornament exchange that spawned in me a rabid enthusiasm for sad, tired, busted looking ornaments. Now, every year after Christmas, I go hunting for new additions to my menagerie of misfit ornaments.

Allow me to introduce you to a few of my favorites:

Brego, the stick horse (He needed a kingly name. He's my favorite. But don't tell the others.)


Levar, the bedazzled butterfly.

Jojo the Circus Bear (you can't tell here, but his right leg is just a bit too short to reach that unicycle pedal.)

Scarebear (crudely crafted and permanently affixed to a single snowshoe)

Sonic, the pinecone hedgehog.

Santa Snake- one of my originals from the tacky ornament exchange listed above.  He may have once been only a shrunken head sporting a fancy holiday hat. He is now a parsel-mouthed transfiguration gone frightfully wrong.

Sexy Strawberry didn't make the tree this year. The manface is just too awkward.

Count Flatley- his feet flail about as if independent from his body! (Also, his middle opens up and you can put some kind of ghastly treasure inside...)

Roadkill- I don't know how this guy made it into the store y'all. It's supposed to be a cat chasing a mouse. I  bought it from Marshalls about 3 years ago. 

Leggy Pup- Also did not make this tree this year. You guys want to name this one? Shoot me some options.

Also-- a lost ornament that deserves a mention: 

Gilded snowman was a thin 2-D metal snowman, painted on one side to look like a traditional snowman. The paint job was evidently horrible because the artist then doused the paint with glue and dipped the snowman's facade into a vat of tiny gold beads, then crudely wrapped the snowman three times with gold wire. I don't know what happened to it, but I've never seen its equal... and I still hold out hope that it will turn up someday.

Trimming the tree with my misfit ornaments has become an annual delight, with more creatures being added to the "family" every year. I can't wait to show them to my kids. We may eventually have a separate, smaller tree exclusively for the Misfits. 

I've become more fond of the weird, shoddily crafted ornaments (Scarebear, Sonic, etc.) than the just plain weird ones (Pup and Strawberry). But all are welcome. So in your decorating, if you come across anything super weird that you're embarrassed to put on your tree, or encounter some hideous beast in your post-christmas shopping trips and you want to add to the collection, I'd be glad to give them a good home. :)

What's your favorite holiday tradition?


Saturday, November 19, 2011

Weekend Love

So for the past two weeks, our church has been meeting in our new space in Tower Grove East. It's been wonderful! We've also been hugely blessed by the many people who have come from far and near and offered their time and talents to make this building a more comfortable meeting place and a thriving hub for ministry. We are so grateful for the help! But there is still plenty of work to be done...

Which is why it's really awesome that 50 students from Louisiana Tech have volunteered to come and help us whip the place into shape over the weekend!

Except we were under the impression they wouldn't be here until NEXT weekend... until they called and said they were in town yesterday afternoon. Oh well. :)

So there are 50+ people up at the building right now, working away. The AG pastors are tag-teaming a wedding for a mutual friend tonight at 5:30. And our house looks like six people live in it instead of two people and dog. So I'm at home, cleaning up and making the most of a morning when I feel decidedly non-acidic.

By the way, I know I just kinda jumped back into this after a 3 month hiatus, but I figured that was the best way back. I've been still been writing, but I can't access this site from work and after work I've been exhausted and kind of busy, growing a spicy little person.

Yup, little Baby G and I have been together for 13 weeks today. Second trimester, y'all!!! :)

I'm doing a belly series, probably beginning this week, but i'm not sure when/if/how I'll post it. Stay tuned. :)

Friday, November 18, 2011

Thoracic Drama

Ugh. Can you die from heartburn?! I feel like I might. Well, die of thoracic discomfort.

I don’t think that’s the right word, but it felt right.

And I’m being dramatic, but it is really bad today. I think it might still be that blasted (but delicious) jambalaya from last night.

Word to the wise? If you can avoid it, do not EVER eat jambalaya and then cough and burp at the same time.

The sensation feels probably about like being stabbed in the sternum with a basilisk fang. It took me out for a good couple of minutes.


(And I started book 3 of Harry Potter today. :)

Anyway, babysitting was good last night. They’re great kids, but man having 2 mobile ones under 4 is no small task. (They’re 3 and 9 months) I had the kids for an hour and a half by myself while Todd was at worship band practice, and it was ROUGH trying to keep everyone from tackling or being tackled, and getting everyone fed the things they wanted at the right temperature before somebody started hollerin or wanting something else. Forget about ME trying to eat. Yeah, that didn’t happen until 7:30 after they’d collectively chowed through some cheerios, some saltines, some pasta, some grapes, three crescent rolls, some pureed orange baby food, a sippy cup of Gatorade, 8oz of formula and 4 episodes of Angelina Ballerina.

I hope I’m cut out for this parenting thing. ;)

I’m exhausted today. I need a nap and a cure for this acid in my chest. I went to the store during lunch to buy a thanksgiving card and ended up buying a kid’s cup of chocolate chip gelato. Which was delicious and soothing at first, but the moment it ended, the beast of thoracic sorrow returned. Blech.

Anyway… I’ll get to chill out tomorrow. Wedding rehearsal tonight… but free dinner at Rosalita's Cantina! Wedding tomorrow, but not till the evening, and it’s only 20 minutes from the house. And Sunday we’ll have the whole afternoon after church.

So very happy it's the weekend...

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Adventures In Babysitting

Feeling pretty good today… still fighting this disgusting taste in my mouth whenever I’m not eating food. It’s so weird. I’ve been craving eckerich sausage and feel like I could eat about four hot dogs with ketchup and mustard and sprinkle cheese on them for lunch. But Qdoba leftovers will have to do. :)

Until tonight that is… :) We’re babysitting the cutest kids ever at six. I told Leigh that we’d be there as close to 6 as possible, but that I’d be coming from work and then we’d have to grab dinner, etc, so that we’d do our best. She was like “I can cook for you, any requests?” So I was like, “Sure! That’d be great! Whatever’s easy, we’re not picky… or maybe jambalaya. :)” (Because she’s from Louisiana and hers is SO DELICIOUS.)

So she was like, “I’ll see what I can do.”

And then last night, her husband texted Todd a picture of a big ol pot of jambalaya and said “Get ready!”

I’m pretty excited about a free home cooked meal and awesome kids who happen to go to bed around 8. :)

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

The Absquatulation

This morning, I was trying to compare two spreadsheets for duplicate names. It got complicated. I had to ask my co-worker Eric if there was any easier way to comb 600+ names looking for 100 specific ones. After some googling, he happened upon this extremely complicated formula, which he explained to me (and it worked perfectly).

One of the terms within the formula was the word CONCATENATE. I had never heard it before. It’s apparently a programming term that means basically “to link two fields together”. I was fascinated by this strange and mysterious new word. I immediately googled it when I got back to my desk.

On the dictionary.com website, there was an ad that said “CONCATENATE is one of our favorite verbs. So is (insert crazy sounding verb). What does that mean?” And then it gave you two multiple choice answers. I chose one, got it wrong, and it gave me another word. One I immediately fell in love with.

Absquatulate.

Is there anything more fun to say?!

Maybe Fran-CI-sco. But it’s worth arguing.

Ab-squat-u-late: verb (used without object), -lated-ed, -lat-ing. Slang. To flee; abscond: The old prospector absquatulated with our picks and shovel.

How cool. :)

I immediately told Eric about this word via instant messenger.

Genteman, Juliette (DG-STL)

Eric, i looked up concatenate on dictionary.com because i like how it sounds. and then it had this other word on the page...

absquatulate

it means to flee or to take off with something

don't you want to work that into your vocab? you're welcome!

I liked this word so much, that I decided to pay it the ultimate tribute and post it as my facebook status.

I had just posted my status update containing the definition of my new vocabulary word, when I noticed another status update from my dear friend Annie Parsons, posted just moments earlier:

“Well, for the third time in my life, my car has been stolen. I hope the Hooker Street thief likes dog hair.”

First of all, this is terrible news! I should post a sympathetic comment immediately!

So I did.

“Are you serious. OMG, Annie, that’s horrible! I can’t believe someone absquatulated with your car!!! (I also can’t believe that I JUST learned that word and got to use it in context.)”

I love when life is like a tv show. :) And that Annie was exactly the type of person who could appreciate the beauty of a new word in the midst a wretched situation.

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Facebook is weird.

I mean, really. Have you thought about it lately?

I had this realization at work today…

I am friends on facebook with a guy who I met in Florence, Italy in 2004. He and his roommate took our visiting group of friends out to see the city and eat gelato and piadini in the pouring rain. Three years later, he ended up moving to Nashville with his girlfriend and the 3 of us hung out ONE TIME downtown. Now I live in St. Louis, and he lives in Nashville with his then-girlfriend/now-wife and they have a little baby daughter. Yesterday, I found out from his status update that Netflix was raising their monthly fees.

Now, this guy is a perfectly nice person… but I SHOULD NOT KNOW THIS MUCH ABOUT HIS LIFE. We’ve seen each other probably 4 days of the 27ish years we’ve both been alive. Yet I know his birthday, his child’s middle name and how much he pays to watch movies every month. Isn’t that WEIRD?!

How about this! I am friends on facebook with a girl who was my bestie for the 1 school year I attended Hillside Academy of Excellence. It was first grade—we were 6 years old. We could barely write our names. The only cell phones that existed were on Saved By the Bell—and I don’t even think those existed yet. There were only CAR PHONES. I switched schools the following year. But I can tell you this girls husband’s name and what color her hair was at her wedding and what color pillows are in her living room. Creepy, right?

Or is that totally normal now? And totally okay, as long as the info is volunteered?

There is no such thing as a mystery man or woman anymore, unless they are completely out of the social media loop.

I’m going to purge my friends list. Because there is no reason why my 3rd grade crush needs to know what I made for dinner last night.

Sunday, May 29, 2011

Como te llama?

I LOVE NAMES.

I love them. I always have. When I was growing up, I used to read AVON magazines-- absorbing the title of every shade of lipstick, eyeshadow and nail polish color. I memorized all the cool sounding names of Crayons (cerulean! burnt sienna! cornflower! cadet blue! periwinkle! dandelion! denim!) When I started writing stories, I AGONIZED over the names of my characters, scouring baby name books (because there were no websites, way back when) for meaningful, unique monikers.

When I started to have favorite movies with ensemble casts, I would write out all the character names in my school notebooks and pick out the ones I liked best. I ALWAYS had a favorite boy name and girl name, as well as running lists of names that I loved and might want to use for something. I always looked forward to getting new stuffed animals and or pets, because I got to choose names for them all by myself. (Back in 1995 when my family finally got a computer, I remember typing a roster of all my stuffed animals, complete with names and physical descriptions of each. Just in case, you know?)

I was also always interested to know people's middle names. I remember being SO disappointed the few times I discovered that one of my friends had NO middle name. I was appalled. I was like "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?! WHY WOULD YOU BYPASS SUCH AN AMAZING OPPORTUNITY?!"

Naming something or someone is a huge privilege to me.

A few names from my past that I was rather proud of included:
  • Cable- my dad's truck, the first car I drove on a regular basis in high school. Named after an obscure superhero.
  • Jade- MY first car. People though it was because she was green, but really it's because I was a huge nerd. Jade was just her first name.
  • Jack- my dad's little black Civic, which we got during the summer that the first Pirates movie came out. So of course it was originally the Black Pearl, but you can't call your car that when you're yelling at/coaxing it. So Jack it became.
  • Bruce Wayne- my laptop. When I got it, it was sleek and very high tech with lots of gadgets. It felt appropriate.
  • Sawyer- the guitar I bought from a pawn shop after my old one got stolen when my car got broken into.
  • Gotham- my sweet, rotten, furry boy who is dark as the night/knight himself.

Pretty much all of my important stuff is named after nerdy things. Pretty sure at least one of our kids will follow suit.

I still keep a running list of names that I love. I collect them in a notes app on my phone. Every time I get the alumni publication from my alma mater, I comb the "Born to be a Wildcat" section, reading all the names of the new babies and silently judge people for their lack or overabundance of creativity. And I think I pester Todd one a week about what we should name our kids.

I CANNOT WAIT TO NAME OUR (currently nonexistent) KIDS.

I think about it all the time. I mean, is there any greater task than branding a person with the title they will use for life?! Not a job to be taken lightly.

I want to tell you my top four (current) kid names so badly. But I won't. I don't know why, but I won't.

I will tell you this. They are all named after characters, but not in a glaring way. The boy names are more well known characters (and one is kind of glaring, but whatever. I think it's cool and noble.) And the girl names are similar to each other-- and similar to mine too. And all the middle names are family-related. Except one. But that one relates to the family in a different way.

I just typed them all out. And deleted them. Maybe I'll spill when I'm pregnant. :)

p.s. In college, I was voted (by my roommates) "Most Likely to Name Her Children After Superheroes"-- I don't want to disappoint.

Any unique names that you're fond of, but wouldn't inflict on your kids?

Monday, May 16, 2011

F-O-X.

Well... I apologize for keeping you out of the loop, but there's been a LOT going on... far too much to blog about. Weddings and baby showers and new jobs and contests and concerts and high school reunions and birthdays and holidays and road trips and contracts and Gospel Communities and carpooling and babysitting.

The Gentemans are a flurry, nay, a whirlwind of activity as of late.

Oh and a tornado! One of those happened too.

All that to say, I still don't have time to update you. Because this Thursday, Todd and I are signing the papers to close on our first home! We've packed about 4 boxes. But we've sold a bit of furniture and somewhere between me having jury duty and wrapping up Morning Reading at Peabody, we're going to move to Fox Park, a city neighborhood just a mile and a half from where we are now in Soulard.
Sorry I don't have time to manipulate this poster in photoshop and put an X on Fox Park. But see the long skinny blue neighborhood on the far right (Southeast)? Soulard is the gold-colored neighborhood to the left of it. And to the left of that, there's a tiny red neighborhood and a larger white one (McKinley Heights & Benton Park, respectively.) and then there's small gold-ish neighborhood right next to McKinley Heights. That's Fox Park.

We're moving over the weekend. Praise the Lord for all he has provided! I promise more of an update soon. Possibly with video.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

I Don't Want It To End.

I just made this. The second half is sitting on my coffee table. Even you're vegetarian, read on-- you could always change your mind for a sec if you came across some humanely raised pork product.

Start with two pieces of bread. Or a roll. Whatever.

Now you need bacon. Cook it to your desired level of crispiness. (I use the oven so it cooks while I'm doing other stuff. Stick it in a pan/on cookie sheet on 350. 10-12 minutes should do the trick.)

In the meantime, find you some cheese (I used sliced colby jack) a granny smith apple and some dijon mustard.

Bread: Mustard on one side, butter on the other. (Like a grilled cheese. unless you don't want it toasted, then, nix the butter.)

Apple: Peeled, cored, thinly sliced. (I only used half an apple for 2 sandwiches.)

Find a skillet. Turn the heat up to low-medium. Depending on how impatient you are. If you have a toaster, oven that'll work too. I pre-toasted in the skillet, then moved it to the toaster oven so it would get more melty without burning.

Bacon: cook, blot, rip in half.

Assemble as follows: Hot skillet --> bread, butter side down --> layered bacon strips --> layered apple slices --> layered cheese --> bread, butter side up.

Toast to desired brownness. Flip. Repeat toasting. Stick it in the toaster oven if your cheese isn't melty enough or if your bread is super thick.

Let cool ever so slightly.

Eat your new favorite sandwich and have your face melted off.

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Sad Puppy

Todd just broke Gotham's spirit by putting a band-aid on his back right foot.

Last week, Gotham somehow got a small laceration on his back foot and has been prancing and dancing around on it for days. But today, Todd decided to doctor it a little with some peroxide and neosporin. He put a large band-aid on it so the puppy wouldn't lick everything off. And of course, Gotham immediately tried to rip it off. Todd told him no and we fussed at him every time he turned his head toward the band-aid.

Within 5 minutes, Gotham's entire life was ruined.

He walked around for awhile like a maimed deer (not like he was in pain, just like a cat does when you put tape on its paws) ears back and little nubby tail all tucked away. Finally, he crawled under the dining room table (which he never does) and laid down, staring at us with big ol sad puppy eyes. SO pathetic. I love that lil boy.

And good to know that when he's being really annoying, all I have to do is break out the band-aids.


p.s. He just moved spots. Now he's laying halfway under the coffee table.

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Aspen Adventure

Yesterday I got snowed in-- in Aspen. I've been here 4 days now and it has been an adventure since the beginning.

I woke up to snow on the morning of my 27th birthday (last Saturday), and my sweet husband managed to get me to the airport with time to spare. I bid goodbye to him and our big furry child and caught my first flight into Denver. It was delayed over an hour because of snow and lack of de-icer. I spent 25 minutes on the phone changing my connecting flight because I was bound to miss it.

I enjoyed all the leg room that accompanies the emergency exit seat and when I arrived in Denver, I found that my connecting flight had been canceled. I located a co-worker who I was traveling with and she told me that she booked seats for us on a shuttle to Denver, which left at 12:30pm. So I had an hour and a half to get my bag and get on the road. No problem, right?

Wrong. I left Denver in a van with 11 other people and nothing but my purse and laptop bag. Captained by a red-headed Kiwi man, we trudged for 6 hours through the ice and snow and traffic until we finally made it to Aspen.

Aspen was ridiculous. We stayed in the Cold Stream Trout Lodge, which is an 8000 square foot log cabin on a little river/stream that's owned by the CEO of Barry-Wehmiller. (We also had dinner at his incredibly gorgeous barn on Saturday night.) The trout lodge featured a moose head over the giant fireplace and a bear rug on the floor. It snowed constantly. We had a chef who cooked us three meals a day, and most of them were made from healthy, organic, local ingredients. I went to a spa on Sunday and got an 80 minute massage. On Monday, we spent a full day talking about visioning and then went and had an incredible dinner together at a different ranch (peach margaritas with tiny chunks of fresh peach in them, wilted kale salad with currant, pine nuts and parmesean, melt-in-your-mouth peppercorn crusted beef tenderloin with cherry port reduction, garlic mashed potatoes and brocollini, chocolate mousse cake and raspberry vanilla cheesecake for dessert. Ridiculous.) and were then entertained for an hour by a bluegrass playing trio of older country gentleman who called themselves Timber Mill. Twirp, Cash & Randy played lots of John Denver songs and a little "Devil Went Down To Georgia", "Cotton-Eyed Joe" and one of the best versions of "Somewhere Over The Rainbow" I've ever heard. I'm so sad I didn't get a recording of that one.

Anyway... there was dancing involved, and during one particularly bluegrassy number, we discovered that one of the girls in attendance had spent years as a clogger. After some encouragement, she busted out into this incredible clogging routine and tore it UP. It was incredible and so funny!

I tried to come home on Tuesday, I really did. But the snow was so intense that everyone's flights got cancelled and we ended up back at the lodge for another night. It was good though, because I got to hole up and write on a project I'm working on for almost 4 hours. Wednesday morning, the weather cleared up completely and I made it to the airport by noon. After a non-eventful flight back to Denver and a 6 hour layover in the Denver airport, I made it back to St. Louis, 9pm on Wednesday night.


Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Surrounded By Snow.

And likely to remain so. I left work at 11:45 yesterday, my office is closed today and we're snowed in! The streets are utterly covered in ice and snow and it's not supposed to let up until tomorrow night.

I told Todd I wanted to re-watch one of three movies on our snow day.
1) Equilibrium
2) The Prestige
3) Australia

Ten minutes after I said that, I realized the common threads:
1) Christian Bale
2) Christian Bale & Hugh Jackman
3) Hugh Jackman

That was unintentional. We haven't watched any of those yet. Instead, we watched Shades of Ray, which is an indie rom-com about interracial relationships, starring Zac Levi, and The Lottery, which is a doc about charter schools vs. public schools in Harlem. Both were really good for totally different reasons. Also, we just got The Mighty Ducks on Netflix (I was in a throwback mood... and I really just wanted to watch D2, but I thought I should watch the original first, since it's been like... almost 20 years.) But I just found out that my office is closed tomorrow too. So there's time. :)

How nice that the week I leave for Aspen is a double snow day week that means I get two days to stay at home with my man.

Wait, did I mention the thing about Aspen? Or the job?

I don't think I did. Well, here's the short version.

In December, I interviewed for a position with an alternate division of the company I've been working temp for. (Barry-Wehmiller is the parent company, Design Group and ControlTech Automation are divisions. Design Group does mostly consulting and engineering from 15 different offices nationwide. St. Louis is the main office. ControlTech does on-site manufacturing of electronic panels for various factories around the country and the world, i.e. Coca-Cola, MillerCoors, Unilever, Pepsi Bottling, Nestle Purina, etc.) I've been an admin assistant at ControlTech for about 4 months now, and back in December, I was told that a new opportunity was opening up at Design Group's corporate office in Clayton. Since they like to fill positions from within, my manager passed my resume on to Design Group and in short, they liked it and asked me to interview for the job. After 2 interviews, 5 meetings with different managers at Design Group, and approximately 5 weeks of waiting through the holiday season-- they offered me the job! On a couple of conditions:

1) That I stay at ControlTech until they find a new admin-- who I will be training.
2) That I'm okay with not starting in Clayton till March.
3) That I accompany the rest of the marketing/communications peeps from around the US (about 15 of us total) to a weekend conference, February 5-8, at the company lodge in Aspen.

I accepted. :) So this blog now belongs to Design Group STL's newest (and first... and only...) Marketing Coordinator! All my college-going and "hard work, ain't been in vain for nothin." :) I'll be doing internal and external marketing work for Design Group, a lot of work on the website and be working on company re-branding as well. It's going to be a LOT of work. A LOT of organizing and re-prioritizing. Just-- a LOT in general. (I'm praying about all of it already, and I covet your prayers too.) But I am SO excited for the opportunity, and for the trust that the DG executives have placed in me by offering me a place in this company.

And... I'm going to Aspen this weekend. For free. To stay in a lodge and eat dinner with the CEO on Saturday night and get an 80 minute hot stone massage on Sunday, and go to meetings on Monday and Tuesday. For free. I'm pretty excited about it. I'm going to miss my fellas SO much... but again, I'm delighted to have a couple of free days this week to spend cuddled up on the couch with them.

This time last year, I was workin hard at the Arch. And now, every time we drive past it, I'm praising Jesus for his provision. His timing is really pretty awesome. :)

Sunday, January 30, 2011

Bowling Pin Lamps & Stained Glass Windows

Last night via craigslist, Todd told this woman he'd come pick up a pair of free, vintage bowling pin lamps. (For the church office, not the house. Still, it feels like something out of A Christmas Story.)

The lady lives in an area called Spanish Lake, which is probably 20 minutes from us. To get to Spanish Lake, you have to drive through parts of North Saint Louis, including Bellefontaine Neighbors-- both of which sound kind of ritzy... because both places were. A long time ago. Now it's mostly sad empty shops and run down mansions and cemeteries-- until you cross the county line and then it's pretty livable.

Anyway, so we're driving through North St. Louis and we pass a sprawling, iron-gated cemetery in the hills that is probably two miles long. I mean it goes forEVer and the grave markers at the tops of these hills are like shrines. HUGE. I've never seen such a thing. On the same road, we passed a plantation house that is now a museum, all white with huge columns and a wraparound porch.

Driving through places that that makes my imagination go crazy. What would it have been like to live here just 150 years ago? I wondered this aloud to Todd as we drove past the plantation house. "Can you imagine what it would've been like if we'd been born 150 years ago? Into the same families, just a different time?" Suddenly I was trying to work his character into a party in Gone With The Wind. (He cracked up when I told him what I really wondered is what HE would've been doing, because I'd most likely have been working in somebody's kitchen.) As we drove, I proceeded to make up a story about him being some charming farmer's son who made friends with the right people, did okay for himself, ended up in Texas trying to buy some property for farmland, having dinner at this property owner's house and falling in love at first sight with one of their servant girls and then spending all his money instead trying to buy her away from this man so she would be free and he could take her to the North to be his wife and start a church. :)

Anyway, so we finally made it to Spanish Lake (which is nowhere near as lovely as the name infers), picked up the lamps disassembled them and put them in the trunk, and headed home. On the way back, we detoured to take a look at a house Todd had found online. As we drove into the neighborhood, the first thing Todd pointed out was a house across the street from the one we were looking at. It has imposing, 12-foot doors out front, that are set with some kind of dark metal and glass.

We parked in front of the house we'd come to see, got out and were poking around the front yard when a man in his sixties spoke up to us from across the street. He asked if we were interested in the house and told us we were the first people who had shown any interest in years. He said if we had questions to let him know because he lived across the street.

In the house with the doors!

Todd had driven by the house before and had been admiring the doors for days now. So he mentioned to the man how much he liked them and the man said, "Well they're handcrafted stained glass, I made them myself. That's how I make my living. But you can't even see them properly right now." Todd asked what he meant. The man asked if we had a second and invited us inside.

Stained glass of course, is only visible from the darkest side. So outside in daylight, you see nothing but chunks of darkness, set between wooden and metal slats. But inside? It looks like this.

Un. Believable. Mr. Frei told us that his family has been in the business of stained glass since 1898 and has set windows in churches, cathedrals and basilicas all over the country, including half the churches in St. Louis. He's the 4th generation to own the business. His front doors were handmade over a period of 9 months and each door weighs about 400 pounds. It took 8 men to set them on hinges. (To read the remarkable history of the Frei family, check out the website. Stephen Frei is who we met today.)

We ended up spending over an hour with Mr. & Mrs. Frei today, talking about gentrification in the city, about how the answer does not lie in running out to the county, about sticking to a neighborhood for better or worse, about real estate and rehabbing a home, about their family and their business, even about raising kids in the city (they bought their house as a shell for almost nothing back in 1977, before the neighborhood even had roads or sidewalks. They rehabbed it slowly while raising 5 children. All their kids are grown now and they are grandparents!) It was unreal, completely random and incredibly cool. The Frei's were so encouraging, yet totally realistic about the heartaches and irritations of home ownership and rehabbing a house while raising a large family. Their home is beautiful, if still unfinished in places. It has such a story, as do they, and hearing their about their experiences was like uncovering buried treasure. We were riveted.

Now. Those of you who are worried, hear this-- the Gentemans are not about to do something brainless and buy an old, jacked up house because they heard some romantic stories from a 60 year old couple across the street. But-- at this rate, that house isn't going anywhere quickly. Not for the price the owner is trying to get for it. So we'll probably set up a time to go walk through it, have the damages assessed by a friend of ours who's a pro and maybe-- just maybe-- consider the possibility when the time comes.

For now, we've made some new friends. And we had a wonderful adventure this morning on the two year anniversary of the day we met. :)

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Mockingjay

I just finished it.

I mean JUST. Five minutes ago.

I know I'm supposed to wait and give it a few days to marinate. And I know I will. In fact, I'm sure it will marinate longer than that. This is actually sort of an effort to snap myself out of it. To remind myself it didn't really happen.

"Real? Or Not real?" Not real. Thank God. It was-- whew. A LOT to take in.

It's hard when you really like something, to know it's going to end and that it might not end the way you want to. Sometimes you get a good surprise and a proper resolution (i.e. Return of the King). And sometimes you get some good resolution, but an ending that you have to talk yourself into being okay with. (i.e. LOST). Mockingjay is way more LOST than it is Return of the King.

Did it end the way I wanted it to? No. I don't think so. But maybe.

Did it end "correctly"? Yes. Maybe? Probably.

Am I happy about the way it ended? Um... sure. I guess.

Do I feel emotionally ravaged and slightly "mentally disoriented" about the whole production? Yes. Absolutely.

Do I think it's worth reading? Yes.

Catching Fire was definitely my fave.

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Philemon

So Todd bought me this thing called a journible. Contrary to popular belief, it is not a furry, third-grade class pet type of creature; it's a journal that gives you space to scribe entire books of the Bible. It gives you space to write your own thoughts and questions too, but when you are finished with one volume, you've written out several books of scripture. A lot of people do them to pass on to their kids or just for self-reflection. It's just my first try, so don't know that I'm doing it for a particular someone or reason... I'm just using it for some bible study variety.

So this morning, I wrote out the book of Philemon. I'd listened to it on the way to work a few weeks ago, only because it was between Timothy and Hebrews. But I actually really enjoyed it!

The letter was written by Paul to a friend of his named Philemon. Philemon was a slave owner, (his slaves were indebted to him, they weren’t being held against their will) and one of his slaves, Onesimus, owed him a particularly large debt. Rather than continuing to work it off, Onesimus ran away. As he fled, Onesimus came across Paul who was in prison for the Gospel. Over time, Paul led Onesimus to Christ and the young man became like a son to him. Paul wanted Onesimus to stick around and be a help to him, but when he learned of his debt to Philemon, he knew Onesimus needed to return to Philemon’s house.

Paul penned the letter to Philemon and sent it home with Onesimus , explaining that Onesimus had given his life over to the truth of the Gospel and therefore been made new. He entreated Philemon to receive him now without anger, as something more than a slave—a brother. He used a little of his *OMP authority and just a smidge or two of guilt to talk him into it, and I can only assume it worked, since we still have the letter. Paul also tells Philemon in the letter that if he wants to continue to have beef with Onesimus, he should transfer that beef to Paul. Obviously Philemon decided against that too.

It never occurred to me until this morning how much the story in the book of Philemon is the same as the latter part of The Lion, The Witch & The Wardrobe. When Aslan forgives Edmund for betraying Narnia and his family and friends, he instructs the other Pevensie siblings to forgive him as well. Aslan insists that the slate be wiped clean and now that he has repented, Edmund’s folly and treachery is never to be spoken of again. He says anyone who wishes to speak of it again can take it up with him.

Paul is totally Aslan and Onesimus is totally Edmund. I like that.

(And I really like that the cd’s I have give you book backstory. It’s important and even interesting. Why else would I have listened to Philemon?)


*OMP is Old Man Power. It is possessed by older men who love Jesus and have led lives filled with integrity, kindness, courage, boldness and love.

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Catching Fire

I'm doing pretty good with my resolutions. The Polish meal with Jeffrey and Marta happened on Tuesday and was a raging success. I made guwumpki and Marta made pierogies and Jeffrey brought chocolate cake and we all ate dinner and then Marta sang a Polish birthday song while Todd danced to it.

Also, between my Bible cd's, Journible-ing and reading, I'm getting better about making contact with the Word on a daily basis. Also, I officially got the job with Design Group, so that will definitely help me be the best Marketing Coordinator ever! (More on that in the next post!) And I polished off the second book of the Hunger Games trilogy on Saturday. I'm reading Mockingjay now.

Talk about a freaking page-turner. Catching Fire was devastatingly good. A couple of the twists made me yell out loud in my house or send out texts with multiple exclamation marks to people who have already read the books. I want to talk about it more, but I don't want to say anything spoilerific. I'll try to gush about it very discreetly. In white ink. Highlight to read.

I totally teared up at the beginning with the speech when all those people did the salute with the three fingers. I was a wreck when the thing happened because of the turkey. My heart broke into a million pieces at the Quarter Quell announcement. The Quarter Quell was so horrible. And-- I can't. I have to stop or I'm going to say something I shouldn't. But OMG-- devastatingly mesmerizing. I always tend to fall for the horrible, slightly bleak middle tale, so I should've known I would like this one. (The Two Towers is my favorite, Empire Strikes Back is my favorite, and Eclipse is my favorite.) Anyway, I still highly recommend this series. It's action packed and it's a really quick read. I actually think the movies might be pretty good. We'll see.

So... onward and upward with 2011. :)

Snowpocalypse.


I've never been to a third world country. I've heard stories though. About Americans arriving and riding in little rickeshaws through shantytowns and seeing all kinds of unusual, disturbing, unfamiliar things that make them appreciate how good they have it back home.

I'm not comparing Missouri to a third world country. And I'm not pretending that 10-12 inches of snow is the end of the world. I know there are people just a few hours North of me who would totally make fun of everything I'm about to say, but I'm still going to say it. I also completely understand that I'm being overly dramatic about this, but the Texas-flavored part of my brain got traumatized this morning and I need to talk about it.

A fraction of that "entering a third world country" feeling is exactly what I felt during my snowy commute to work this morning. When I got in the car? It was fine. My husband had cleared most of the snow from my little Honda and I navigated our never-plowed, snow covered street with relative ease, eventually coming to a plowed, more well-traveled street. It was mushy and dirty and lumpy, but navigable (I have used that word so many times this week. I hope it's real). I made it through some local traffic onto the highway, where I watched the car in front of me slide all over the entrance ramp. I followed suit in a less willy-nilly fashion, gripping my steering wheel.

I made it on to the fairly empty highway, managed to locate some lane-defining lines under the slush-laden road and began my usually 25 minute journey to CTA. The drive was uneventful for the first 5 minutes on the highway. But then. THEN.

Y'all.

It was horrible. I've never been so untrusting of other drivers in my life. No one knew where the lanes were. Everyone was just following ruts in the road. Cars were ambling down the highway in snow-covered packs, moving the way confused elephants would if they were forced to travel a long distance over arctic tundra. Top speed on my commute this morning? 25mph. With snow blustering through the air the entire time.

There were cars stranded, stopped in the middle of the highway. People wandering around on the shoulder, talking on phones. Police cars with lights flashing, not indicating where in the world they were trying to get to or who they intended to help. Lines forming at exit ramps, waiting on snow plows to clear the impossibly dangerous exits. Cars going nowhere, spinning their wheels in snowdrifts that were once entrance ramps. People with 4 wheel drive, flying like slippery idiots past the rest of us, slinging sludgy ice all over the place. Trucks pulling off the road to help nudge people from the snowdrifty quicksand of the entrance ramps. Tires spinning and spinning, just CAKED with snow. People trying to push their cars back onto the road, people sitting in their stalled cars on their phones, freaking out. I even drove past a car that was stopped in the middle of an intersection with the front tire hanging halfway off the rim. I have no idea what happened to that dude.

Part of me wanted to stop and try to help, but the majority of me was just shocked and terrified and could not even conceive of stopping my car until I was safe in the CTA parking lot. Maybe if I was a dude with a truck and nowhere to be... but I just couldn't. It took me an hour and 15 minutes to get to work. And when I arrived, I released a breath I did not realize I'd been holding.

You have to understand; possessing a mind that was programmed largely in Texas, I don't understand how the world continues to operate on a real-life schedule when there is that much snow happening. In Texas, school gets closed for like, an inch of snow. Sometimes less. Sometimes school gets closed just for slushy ice. You stay in your house. You scrape the accumulation off the car and into a small snowman, you put a snowball in the freezer, and that's it! There is no manuevering through the madness! There is no going to work!

At least there wasn't for me.

I'm not saying I can't adapt to this, I'm just saying it hasn't happened yet. Fortunately, my husband is not freaked out by any of this and has given me pointers on snow driving. I follow his advice expressly.

But I cannot even pretend to believe that I enjoy this aspect of life in the midwest.

It's 4 o'clock now and the sun is shining and the snow has finally stopped falling, but it is absolutely everywhere and it's time for me to go home. I can already hear two sirens.

As Mudear would say, "Oooo, Lord, I will come to thee."

Pray for me, y'all.

Friday, January 14, 2011

Back to December

I think the reason why this song is my favorite on Taylor Swift’s latest album is because it’s the closest thing to a real-life musical I’ve ever aurally witnessed.

In movies and musicals alike, there’s always a scene (or that wish for a scene) with an apology/declaration of love; a chance to say the things you should have said and still would say if only you had the person there in front of you one last time… the monologue that comes out when a character is lucky enough to get a second chance to say how they really feel or say they’re sorry. Everyone just hopes for those kinds of opportunities in real life. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve sat in a car and said, “If I could just sing/play this song to/for _____, I totally would.” You know you have too. And then, if you’re in high school, you call the radio station and request that the song be dedicated to a person who is more than likely not listening. If you’re grown, you just make an iTunes playlist and torture yourself with it.

Anyway--the best thing about “Back to December”? Is that that moment actually happens. And if you bought the record, you get to be part of it. Weird, but amazing.

The song lyrics immediately fill your head with a film-worthy montage of images. And you can pretend it’s fake because the people involved are celebrities. Granted, the boy in the song has a second life as a werewolf and the girl singing has a roomful of music awards and is on the cover of EVERY magazine. But the bottom line is that the content of the song is true and actually happened to real people. A 19 year old girl wrote an apologetic song for her ex-boyfriend and it got played on the radio and he heard it. So did a million other people, but that’s beside the point. She talks about specific moments in a real relationship—which is not uncommon for songwriters and their songs—but in this case, you actually know exactly who the people are. And if you can get past the fact that they’re famous and focus on the fact that they’re normal kids—its pretty incredible to listen to, even if it does feel the slightest bit voyeuristic. (But between facebook and reality tv, that feeling of voyeurism is next to normal and barely makes us flinch anymore.)

But, all that to say—flinch! Listen to some extremely personal songwriting, get caught up in it for a moment and let yourself sigh and secretly hope for a moment that someday Taylor & Taylor might get back together.

I did. :)

p.s. I'd post the video, but I don't like the boy who's in it. He isn't even tan. So just listen to the song, don't watch the video.

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Say The Words

Even though stories that start with reluctant romance are my favorite-- they are exhausting me right now. I feel like romantic angst and tension is ALL around me as of late (in real life and in the stories I'm immersed in)... and from a story-lover's perspective, I really do enjoy it to some degree...

But man, can somebody just send me a montage of people owning the moment? Of both people saying I love you and then kissing and getting married and living happily ever after and staying married until they die-- of old age-- like in a country song?!

I need to see some happy endings. This kind of crap is what drove me to write fanfiction.

I mean... it's not crap. Not at all. God only knows who I'd be without angsty romance...

But I'm overloaded lately and it's bothering me.

Come on. In the spirit of the new blog... show me something less tragic.

Saturday, January 8, 2011

The Girl Who Was On Fire

My second resolution is off to a good start; I finished The Hunger Games today. After we hosted a volunteer training session for a new crop of Morning Reading literacy program volunteers in our living room, my husband granted me the pleasure of indulging in my book for the majority of the day while he sat beside me and watched movies on Netflix. (Well... a movie and some youtube videos) Stopping just momentarily to chitchat with a friend, eat a fried egg sandwich and read a semi-controversial blog post, I blew through it in an afternoon. I'm hooked.

I've made my way through some oppressive fare lately. Roll of Thunder, Hear My Cry was really well-written and featured both racial oppression and kids battling that injustice. After that, I made my way through the dystopian melodrama of The Handmaid's Tale. It kept building and and building and thought something would pan out-- but then it left me hanging. Utterly unsatisfied. I pushed through till the end and felt cheated.

But. Not so with The Hunger Games. Somehow combining the theme of injustice to children with a dystopian society made for an even more compelling read. It was slightly gruesome and painful at times, but great character & relationship development and riveting internal battles that rivaled the gripping external ones.

When I finished the book, I went into the kitchen to marinate some steaks for lunch tomorrow. But they weren't store steaks, they were butcher steaks, so they were crudely wrapped and when unthawed, rather bloody. It was kinda gross. At any other time, I might have left the meat on the cutting board and asked Todd to come prepare it, but I quickly caught myself thinking, "This animal is already cleaned and butchered. I didn't have to shoot it or field dress it or eat it raw, and no one is trying to kill me. This is NOT a big deal." And I proceeded to cover it in seasoned salt and pepper and worcestershire sauce and A1, rub it all in and stick it in a bowl in the fridge.

I'm not planning to start Catching Fire till Monday... but we'll see what happens tomorrow. :)

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

2011 To Do List

I know these are dangerous, but I had to write it somewhere... and I like a challenge. :)

1. Re-read Mere Christianity. It's been a couple of years and it's my favorite. It's just time.

2. Read 19 other books. That's less than 2 a month. I started the Hunger Games trilogy today, I'm off to a good start.

3. Make contact with the word of God daily. This one is lofty, but essential. I have the cd's to listen to on my commute, I got a new ESV bible for Christmas, I have a small group and church once a week-- I really have no excuse and I need this. More than anything else. I'm tired of being so undisciplined in this area. My life is never going to calm down, I've got to learn where to fit this in. I've got to make it a priority.

4. Express thanks. Part of Todd's salary includes financial support that we raise throughout the year. We are SO grateful when people choose to partner with us to support August Gate and I want to make a concentrated effort to sincerely and promptly express gratitude when we receive support of any kind.

5. Make guwumpki and invite Tushka & Jeffrey over for dinner. I'm 1/2 Polish, I've eaten it my whole life and realized today I've never made it. It must be done. And who better to critique me than my Polish friends?

6. Memorize (at least part of) the book of Ecclesiastes. Todd is currently memorizing Phillipians using this technique by Tim Keller. I know I could pick a shorter book to start with (and I might), but my reason for choosing to memorize Ecclesiastes is two-fold; Hiding the Truth in my heart AND paying homage to one of my favorite fiction books at the same time.

"Walk carefully. Guard your health. If anything should happen to Harris, you are the Book of Ecclesiastes."
- Granger, to Montag in Fahrenheit 451

7. Finish story arcs one and two. Finish them. Completely. This is a secret-ish project, you'll know more WHEN it's finished. But trust me, it's really cool.

8. Get Gotham certified in Schutzhund 1... or at least through the competition in March.
Todd & Mohammed (dog trainer we met at the park) have been working with Gotham on obedience and protection training for weeks now. He loves it. I'll post a video soon.

9. Cook a never before attempted vegetarian meal and invite my 3 veggie girlfriends over to enjoy it. I love meat. I have to talk myself into eating most vegetables. But I'd like to learn how to make vegetables sassy and able to stand on their own-- even if only this one time. :)

10. Be the best Marketing Coordinator Design Group has ever seen. Relatively easy, since they've never had one before. Technically this is all still hypothetical, since they still have to "officially make me an offer", but we're supposed to be making things official this week or next. I'll let you know.

Sunday, January 2, 2011

December Disconnect

So this weekend, one of our friends found out that his brother made a deal with some unsavory dudes and is running a chop shop in his garage in order to pay for the impending birth of he and his wife's first child.

Another friend of ours had a tragedy in the family... and it was heartbreaking, but the tragedy served as the impetus for this person getting away from a small town and finally doing something of consequence.

And yet another friend finally got over his ex and asked this really cute girl out on a date.

At least that's what it feels like.

The truth is that August Gate small groups have been on hiatus for 3 weeks due to the holidays. And during that time, Todd and I have gotten absolutely hooked on Friday Night Lights.

At different points throughout December, all the people we see at least once a week have gone out of town for vacation or to visit family. The two friends we always give rides to got a car for Christmas-- which is great, except now we don't see them as much! And last Sunday, we didn't have church at all because AG is so young that most of our members still travel home for Christmas. I'm also in the middle of my 2nd 4-day weekend in a row-- which is weird, but really nice, since the last 3 weeks of 2010 were a blur of activity and parties/visits/texts/phone calls. All that to say, it's been at least three weeks since we've had schedule normality and consistent interaction with the people whom with we do life.

But during this time, Todd and I have also really been missing our friends, feeling a little disconnected AND being lazy on the couch when time allows... and subsequently, have barrelled through 2.5 seasons of life with the Dillon Panthers. I mean, in the past few weeks, there have been multiple episodes watched each day/night, usually packed with drama. We powered through the lull in season 3 and were so relieved when it got good again. And we couldn't help but laugh last night as we went to bed (around 1:30am, after watching like 4 episodes of Season 4) that it felt like we were trying to bond with these fake people because a lot of our friends are currently out of pocket.

"We should write a blog about it," he said. "About what happens when you get apart from community... how you get lazy and try to connect with other unfulfilling things to fill the void." I thought it was funny and then we fought for a few minutes about who would write it. :)

Jesus set the example for doing life in community. He understood that the Father did not create us to figure out life all alone; He taught us to seek each other out, to do ministry as a team and to love each other constantly. Jesus spent all of his years in ministry surrounded by friends and they experienced all kinds of tragedies and miracles together.

Todd and I are incredibly blessed to have a core of solid, godly people who love us and care about what's going on in our lives and careers and marriage. I'm also so grateful for the women in my life who have held me accountable and encouraged me throughout the years-- "God only knows what I'd be without you..." :) I want to spend the rest of my life continuing to be a part of community in that way.

So I guess, all that to say... keep an open relationship with Tim Riggins (or Jack Shepard... Or Don Draper... or whoever), thank God for your true, flesh and blood friendships and don't neglect to make time and space in your schedule for the people who make your every day life more bearable.

After all, those epic friendships are the stuff all the greatest stories are made of.


"Texas forever?"
"Texas forever."